3Somes from Private
Reviewed by Jack

A slick and sexy offering from Private, 3somes lives up to its name right off the bat - there's even a threesome in the credits! After they pass, three friends enjoy a champagne toast while a voice-over warns us that it'll lead to a taste of more than just champagne. The bubbly has barely had a chance to take effect when the slim and smooth centre of attention is stripped and fondled by his horny mates. Before you can say "eager", he's kneeling down and sucking one cock while wanking another - being kind enough to switch now and then so that no man feels left out. The leather couch gets put to some good use as one man thrusts his cock deep into the fun-loving centrepiece's arse while he sucks the other into a frenzy - and his tongue doesn't restrain itself to just sucking either!

Two slightly sinister and ever-so-hot men in the fashion industry convince a prospective designer that before they'll give him the chance for his big break, he'll have to take some big cock. It doesn't seem to be a problem for him - he gets down to guzzling cock with gusto. But two of the guys having all the fun? That's just not done in this film! Soon, the third man is wanting his piece of the prize, and our designer is frantic to please both of them, teasing their cocks furiously with his ever-so-able mouth. Soon the worm turns, though, and the designer is having his own cock sucked with a rather blissful look on his face. This treatment doesn't last long, and soon he's on his back on the floor being drilled by his benefactors.

The third segment features some tender 'chickens', as described by the lascivious voice-over - boyish lads with long slender cocks aching for each other's company. The action takes place in a sort of mock-Mediaeval theatre, and it certainly adds to the flavour of the proceedings to see these sexy boys showcased in this fashion. A luscious long-haired lad with a chest you could happily lick for hours is the first to be sandwiched between his friends, but each guy takes a turn pleasing the others.

Next, we move to Ancient Egypt! No, really - this threesome takes place in a Pharaoh's throne room, as he sullenly watches two muscular men who we guess are his two favoured concubines suck each other's cocks in a luxurious sixty-nine. But soon the Pharaoh cannot bear staying on the sidelines, and demands his concubines pay attention to him - one caressing and kissing him while the other takes turns with both their hard-ons. The music, atmosphere and setting all help to make this exotic tale one of the best of the film. and it gets even better when our previously reticent Pharaoh is happily spit-roasted by his men.

It's not over yet: in the basement of a Barcelona gay club, three men - surrounded by the tools of the trade, with chains and sex-swings seen lurking the shadows - give each other one hell of a good time, and last but not least an injured footballer gets some special treatment from his teammates. All of these guys are toned, trim and gagging for it, their cocks hard and their arses spread and ready.

All in all, this is one hell of a film for those of us who know that good things come in threes - and cum in threes as well!

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