 Uniform Fetish
By AJ on 10 Jan 2007
Uniforms - one of the classic and most diverse fetishes of all, with limitless potential and plenty of scope for naughty sexual fun. They can add spice to your sex life (or your wank material!) without making it too perverted, and are accessible to pretty much anyone... nearly every red blooded male's had a uniform fantasy of some kind! Let's face it - we're somewhat desentised to sexy girls in everyday clothes and even the usual porno gear - a uniform adds an element that spices up the sex and helps shape an even naughtier fantasy. Whether it's just the look of it on the girl's body, or the idea behind it, I for one always perk up at a porno which includes a uniform or two.
With Anna Span's new release Hand of the Law out this week, I've been as happy as a pig in shit, because my particular fetish is for police uniforms. A hot body in a cops outfit sends me weak at the knees with the strong associations of power and naughty ideas of corruption of the law, crime and (sexual) punishment. "Oh dear, officer, isn't there any way I can avoid a criminal record?" "Well, perhaps one way. On your knees." Sorry, ahem. I just meant it's a great way to involve powerplay without actually going into the realms of S&M.
Of course, there's other attractions to police uniforms than the usual powerful officer abusing his authority over the naughty slut. Women in police gear are also massively attractive... that black and white crispness, the sexy hats, the handcuffs so she can ensure you stay obedient to her whim while she takes her pleasures from your body. Check out Constable Katy for a real woman in real police gear - you certainly won't be able to walk past your local station without a bit of a rise after that.
Closely resembling the idea of police uniforms is a slightly more niche fetish - prison officer uniforms. Yes, you got it - the helpless guy in the cell, trapped behind bars - the cruel uniformed bitch who decides she wants a servicing. Delightful. If this kind of thing floats your boat, check out Sex Cells - jawdroppingly stunning girls in skimpy uniform dresses and peaked hats, using truncheons and their own beautiful bodies to assert power over their jumpsuit clad subjects.
On the other side of the prison uniform fence, though, movies like Jailhouse Cock are tremendously horny... girls as the prisoners, all in eyecatching matching black and white stripy lingerie and caps - and all prepared to strip off and suck a cock or two if it means making their time behind bars a bit easier. Imagine being the prison officer and having access to this captive gang of uniformed beauties, forced to obey your every whim!
But the uniform fetish isn't always about power - think how many of us fantasise about nurses, for example. Short, starched little dresses with a hint of cleavage, those sexy belts, cute little hats... what could be more of a dream than this naughty nurse deciding to give you more than just a bedbath? There's a plethora of movies about the joys of sex with nurses - A and O Dept being one of the most realistic and horny I've seen yet in terms of uniforms, locations and action.
It's not all nurses though - girls often daydream about doctors and surgeons too - after all, they're highly trained professionals, and when you're naked and vulnerable as they give you an expert exam... well, if their fingers slip into certain crevices, I'm sure they know best - they are doctors after all! Some well randy action along these lines in Horny City Hospital with great 'doctor on top' scenarios and medical coats and surgical scrubs (including masks!) galore.
More medical related fun comes in the form of paramedics - a fantasy even more accessible (if not quite as common) as nurses, because they could turn up absolutely anywhere. As Pornomedics demonstrates, you could be at the gym or out and about in your car -one little slip and oh, you're hurt, and there's a beautiful angel in green expertly loading you into an ambulance and sucking your cock to distract you from your injury!
Some uniforms appeal because there's that idea that the wearer is there for our pleasure - employed by you and obliged to to everything you order. Ah, maids - those sexy little black and white scraps of lace and naughty accoutrements of the job, which happily much of the time involves... polishing things. What could you posibly want polished by these little vixens, teasing you as they reach into the highest corners of the room, giving you a nice view up their skirts? Maids In Britain 1 and Maids In Britain 2 really scratch that itch as they follow around a selection of maids in their filthy daily antics, including bar maids and milk maids, to give it a bit of variety! For lesbian maid action and double the fun with their boss, you can't go wrong with Maid For Sex, in which there's a lot of kinky PVC and latex involved too!
Lastly, it's much less common for us guys to fantasise about a girl in army uniform, but when you see the potential, you won't look back. Weapons of Mass Satisfaction is a sheer delight, with those army bitches relieving their sexual frustration on their big buff officers and molesting each other with camo coloured strapons! There's also Debbie Goes To War, along the same theme, but with Debbie as the army pleasure toy and morale booster, used several times daily by the insatiable army lads.
Well, that's some of my favourite uniforms thoroughly wanked over - each one with its own specific fantasy theme and cheeky charm. Perhaps, though, you can't decide which is your favourite - you like the idea of uniforms generally but don't want to watch a whole movie about one or the other. That's fine - there's plenty of movies which dip in and out of all kinds of uniforms, including fun ones like firemen, mechanics, travel agents, nuns - you name it! Just give it a try - why settle for a boring old suck and fuck when you could involve a uniform and make it all even naughtier!
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