Hey folks!

Sorry I haven't written - you know me, I'm a workaholic, and business comes before pleasure. First off, I've already made my first British scoop! This photo was emailed to me anonymously, and features a well-known industry player clearly paying money for services! I've masked his identity and won't mention him by name here - that would be Strictly against my principles. So we'll refer to him simply as J. Now J is someone I've gotten to know during the past few weeks and this surprises me. While I'm not in the slightest bit surprised he couldn't get laid for free, the sight of him actually paying for anything is a rarity. (speaking of which J, send me what you owe me or I'll republish without the masking!)

Don't forget you can email any other news and gossip to me, anonymity guaranteed, here: fifi@strictlynews.com

In other news... my studio was set up and ready to go, but then a neighbour complained and I was evicted from my luxury apartment in Great Yarmouth (damn Brits are so darn nosey!!) So I've now relocated to the thriving metropolis of Northampton where I've set up again and am ready to go with my first big shoot! You may have heard that Ben Dover's retired? Well just for little ol' me, he's agreed to do one more shoot! So I've booked three of the hottest girls in the UK and will be filming Ben and the boys in action for their last ever time! This will be happening within the next couple of weeks, and the DVD will hit the streets soon after.

Most UK porn producers have recognised the threat that I pose to their businesses, and have already begun bitching campaigns against me. Do I care? Do I fuck? Bring it on you sad, inadequate assholes! Fifi's here to stay and that's a promise.

Till next time,

Fifi x