 Who Is The Mystery Author?
By Hellen on 12 Jul 2007
The UK Porn industry has been taken by surprise, by the publication of a new book, Touch Wood, showing an insider's view of the business.
Touch Wood's author is simply known as "anonymous", and the book promises to be the "confessions of an accidental porn director". A copy landed on our desk this morning, wrapped in a plain brown jiffy bag, and addressed simply to The Gossip Editor, Strictly News.
Although we haven't had time to read it yet, a quick skim has already got our mouths watering. Many names have been changed to protect the innocent, but the story, it's claimed, is 100% true. Already a few feathers have been ruffled, as industry figures recognise themselves.
The book's cover says...
The wickedly funny true story that exposes the secret world of the Uk Porn Industry for the very first time...
"People always say you should do what you know and love. And I know and love porn" - Anonymous
'Anonymous' never thought he would become a porn director. His dad's a vicar and his mother bakes cakes for the WI. But when his career as a musician stalled, he decided it was time for plan B. So began his first year as a rookie director.
But Anonymous soon discovered that making a hardcore movie is not as easy as it seems. Friends who kindly loan you their flat get a lot more than they bargained for. Then there's your tempermental cameraman, the porn star who can't get it up, not to mention the make up lady's libidinous lapdog that keep trying to get in shot.
Hilarious, revealing and at time downright eyepopping, Touch Wood is one man's slightly bewildered journey into a very kinky world...
If you think you know who's behind this, or you're featured in the book, we'd love to hear from you. Watch this space for a full review coming soon, and more gossip around this hot new publication.
Touch Wood is available now on Amazon.co.uk
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