 On Location With MSS Interactive
By AJ on 31 Jan 2007
Well, it's been an exciting time in the office this last weekend, as AJ and his man hung around while MSS Interactive filmed a couple of new movies, Office Sluts 1 and Office Sluts 2.
Mike, who runs MSS, told us the basic premise - well, it's not rocket science - girls shagging blokes in the office. He'd chosen our office because he thought we "wouldn't mind". Too damn right we wouldn't. Seeing them all having hot sex in our regular Strictly Broadband work environment - it's a very vivid and pleasant image that's somewhat hard to get out of one's head! Nothing brightens up a hard day at work so much as the memory of a hot naked pornstar (literally) spread over your keyboard.
A fine selection of our favourite fit girls were listed to appear, and I was looking forward to getting to know them all better.
So the first actress arrived - the popular Karla, along with the stud, a granddad-aged guy called David. I was correct in guessing the scenario of the first scene would be David as a strict boss. Good casting there, with his advanced age! But I hadn't banked on him being quite so pervy, sidling up to me with a dirty grin and telling me just how much he liked spanking. Now, I like this activity as much as the next kinky chick, but having a 65 year old offering to give me a spanking at 10am is quite a different matter! Mind you, I wasn't the one who had to go in a porn scene with him. Behind the closed door of one of the outer offices, the sound of the scene starting had begun. "Just a few taps" had obviously fallen by the wayside in favour of quite a hearty hiding and poor Karla was yelping her little heart out!
Meanwhile, I was welcoming two sexy brunettes into our midst - Renee Richards and Charlie Holays, who were to appear in the next scene with Sensi, a handsome black guy who, even through his trousers, was obviously hung like a donkey. With the added actresses, and naked girlforms running around, I realised that the boxes of babywipes were clearly breeding. Everywhere I turned, there were wipes, on every visible surface, both fresh and dubiously used. I never knew pornstars went through 9 and a half packets of babywipes each time they shag. However, it seems an undeniable fact that if they don't have unlimited access, they will undoubtedly end up covered in gallons of spunk, lube, dirt, carpet fluff, poo - whatever's lying around really.
As Renee and Charlie started their scene with Sensi, they giggled their way through the intro - the inevitable office scenario of the girls with the broken computer needing a repairman, and oh look- isn't he hot! I was rather impressed with Mike's directing - a "Say what you like, just get on with it however you're comfortable" approach to the 'plot', which meant the girls weren't handed a cringeworthy script. This meant the chicks who were more comfortable with doing a bit of acting were able to have some fun with it, whereas some just wanted to get on with the fucking.
I felt quite sorry for Sensi by the end of the scene, obviously not because he had these two gorgeous sluts riding his big dick, but because he was writhing around on our office floor. I know from personal experience that this this carpet is the roughest surface outside of the sandpaper section of B&Q, yet his face betrayed not a hint of discomfort. The girlies didn't have a very easy time of it either, ending up with very sore knees, but this is why they're called "actresses" - you would never have known they having their skin slowly scraped off!
After a quick lunch, more fun on the desks ensued with the svelte blonde Jaime Brooks, along with Danny Boy and Tony James. The fucking was getting very energetic indeed by this point. Jaime was draped over the desk in a rather horny fashion, being slammed in the mouth and pussy. The trouble is, Strictly Broadband desks were built to look pretty. Our desks are just about robust enough to withstand all forces of office work up to typing harder than usual, if you're particularly cross with the boss. They are not designed to cope with the motion caused by two lusty men vigorously shagging a lively, squirming blonde.
I was crouched on the sidelines, concentrating less on the vaginal spitroasting going on 4 feet away, and more on whether my colleague's computer would slide off the shaking desk before I could feasibly reach it. Something told me this wouldn't be covered in the warranty, and I didn't think we'd have much luck with the insurance claim either...
The hypnotic motion of the flatscreen monitor swaying back and forth, nearer and nearer the edge of the desk with each thrust of the cocks, put me in a kind of terrified trance, unable to jump in and stop the scene. Luckily for me, a large pile of books fell onto the floor before the computer did. This snapped us all out of it and we came up with the bright idea of using the books to stabilise the desk and therefore minimise the risk of expensive damage.
But the problems of this otherwise delightful scene weren't over. After the fucking, comes the money shot. This involved all kind of practicalities and politics I'd never considered. The boys exchanged countdowns - "Right mate, I think I'm about 90 seconds away" said Tony, a true pro. "Ah, ok, hold on, I'm too hot to get off - let me just cool down" said Danny, awash with sweat. Admittedly, the office was rather steamy by this point, but I'm not sure it was *really* necessary for him to open the window and stand in the resulting breeze, noisily milking himself, one tug too many risking an unexpected salty shower on the hapless passers by. At least the guys in the pub opposite got a good show.
The next morning dawned bright and early with the arrival of a chirpy and alluring brunette who introduced herself as Majella. When her stud, Dougie Hard, turned up, I realised just why she was smiling so much. What a provocative hunk! Angelina was very much looking forward to trying this hottie out... and hot damn, was I was looking forward to watching... I wouldn't have said no to a bit of Dougie-action myself. When an actress is already so wet from the stud that she doesn't even need lube, you know it's going to be a great scene. Spread out over an office chair, taking a good dicking, she moaned and panted her way to multiple orgasms, now and again gasping "Oh God, I squirted *again*!"
I won't say who's chair was the victim of this series of enthusiastic climaxes, otherwise we'll have paranoid secret chair-swapping here in the office for months on end.
The day got even better when my beloved raven haired Avalon waltzed in at lunchtime. I strangled and spanked her until she promised to come for an interview, which I'm sure you'll all thank me for. Another horny scene ensued with the dishy blonde Natalia and Avalon as the bosses of Neil, a stud who looked about 15 years old, and was (understandably) cast as the office junior. This movie's office was turning out to be quite strange on the staffing front - so far the scenes had included about 5 bosses to 3 regular workers.
An entertaining interlude occurred when someone accidentally left the door downstairs open and I answered a knock on our door, thinking it was the next actor. With the grunts and gaspings of ardent intercourse audible from behind a screen a few feet away, as he opened his mouth to ask me a question, I whispered, "Shh, hold on - they're just filming the cumshot."
To be fair, he did obligingly wait, eyebrows raised, until the unseen sexual cacophony had died down, before he asked me for directions to the office next door. Whoops.
The final scene involved the delectable Indian Sahara with the legendary Dirty Dog and poor Dougie again, who had to do a second scene to cover for an absent actor. I'm sure you all feel very sorry for him - having to screw two beautiful girls in one day!
Sahara is even tinier in real life than she looks in her photos, and her mouth is barely big enough to fit one cock in, let alone two. Mind you, fitting them in was the least of their worries as the boys tried to decide whether it was too gay to have their cocks crammed into such close proximity, with no safety barrier of female flesh to guard their heterosexuality.
When it was time to draw the scene to a close, however, Ian's cock wasn't co-operating. Not able to bring himself off by plummeting fast and deep into her pussy, doggy style, we noticed him ferociously eyeballing her little starfish, poking a finger or two into it. It may have been intended to be a non-anal movie, but when a guy's gotta come, he's gotta come.
Maybe he thought she wouldn't notice as he slipped it up there, sly bastard.
Clearly he was wrong, as her indignant squeals testified loud and clear. "Get OUT of my arse, you bastard! How dare you!"
And, with a couple of spurts of manjuice, that was that. The thing that surprised me the most about the whole weekends experience was the camerawork. When you're watching a porn movie, you don't really think about the shots showing glorious, explicit closeups of cocks in mouths, tongues on pussies and cocks going in and out of bums. It's a part of the porn movie experience that people tend to take for granted, but in real life it is, quite frankly, rather an amazing thing to watch.
Imagine you're having sex with your girlfriend, she's giving you a slobbery blowjob, looking up into your eyes as you try to climax. There's another man, holding an enormous camera, complete with blinding spotlight, exactly 3 inches from your dick. A different cameraman is practically buggering you with the camera's microphone as he gets the view of the penetration from between your legs.
Still want to be a porn stud?
Thanks to MSS for letting us hang around and watch, and to all the models and studs for answering questions and posing for photos. You all rock.
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