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Movie Reviews
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Erotic Book Reviews
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Bondage Thoughts
Studio: Daring!
Reviewer: Stuart
Award-winning director Kendo is, in my opinion, the finest pornographic film-maker the UK has ever had to offer. World-renowned for his stylish, high-quality movies which often mix various fetishes with surreal themes and in-your-face hardcore sex, he's taking British porn global, it's about time we had someone to brag about, and Kendo is the man! Click here to read more... |
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How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure: Totally Explicit Techniques Every Woman Wants Her Man to Know
Reviewer: Alexandra
One glance at this book and one is instantly aware of its intended market: its black cover with red and grey bold typeface screams of the packaging for Mansize Kleenex tissues for big strong men with explosive (nasal) eruptions. The book seems either to be for nervy teenage boys or tired middle-aged men raised in the deep south of America who believe cunnilingus to be a strain of athelete’s foot.
The first chapter, rather hilariously, focuses on the perils of pornography (for after all, one’s girlfriend is inevitably going to be more ogress than porn star and these glitzy films gives guys the wrong idea…). I think most men are aware that girls tend to be a bit wobbly and dimpled, and – strangely enough – do not bleach the skin surrounding their anuses like their peroxide celluloid counterparts Click here to read more... |
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