The Devinn Lane Show Episode 3 from
Route XX
Reviewed by Solitaire
This is the third in the series of mock TV shows directed by and starring Devinn Lane. We see Devinn interview fellow stars, present performances from new starlets and experienced actresses, demonstrate the Wicked Essential Elements sex toy line, and are treated to the latest installment of sexy soap ‘Dee’.
This format works in some ways but really doesn’t in others. The canned laughter in the talk show sections and terrible muzak in the sex toy advert with brunette Lola is appalling. I think Devinn should really forget interviewing and stick to the day job... But then seeing as she has her own show on Playboy TV, maybe most people don’t share my opinion.
After the sex toy ad, we see Devinn interview Wicked contract girl Julia Ann and present a clip from her latest film, which starts off so badly it looks like spoof porn. However it moves on to some very well-shot close-ups which make it worth watching.
‘Dee’ is next, where the big question is, “will Dee finally forgive Mark?”. We’re not told what terrible thing Mark has done, but Dee doesn’t mind that he is pleading for forgiveness while sharing a bed with Asian babe Jade Marcela. Dee weakens and joins them. The scene is made somewhat bizarre by Jade’s eyes rolling up into her head and her accompanying gurning expressions, but Dee remains beautiful throughout.
Devinn gets shagged with her own-design Wicked strap-on by sparky slender blonde Jessica Drake in the next scene. There is lots of giggling and teasing in the build up to the action, but ultimately Jessica is terrible with the strap-on (she acts like a girl who’s never had sex, which we clearly know she isn’t), and Devinn’s groaning sounds as fake as the canned laughter earlier.
At this point I started wondering, “where are the divas, then?”. I expected some sexy bitch-fighting. My attention was distracted from this however by gorgeous starlet Jesse V in a solo scene. She has a wide but elfin face and luscious full lips. She strips and plays with herself but it’s her face which remains most mesmerising. I’d love to see those lips wrapped around a big cock so will be hunting down any boy-girl scenes she’s done.
Two scenes with actresses who certainly look like they could be divas – though no such behaviour is forthcoming – close the film. The first sees Sydnee Steele, whom Devinn describes as “a real diva”, get horny with her date in a porn cinema. Then Kim Chambers seduces her pool boy, the most bizarre part of which is when both she and her stud are licking her feet. It’s all directed by Devinn; at least she’s trying to include something a bit different.
Obviously, if you’re a Devinn Lane fan, you’ll love this film. For me it was entertaining for its curiosity value but not particularly horny. I’m still wondering whether the whole this was supposed to just be hilarious comedy, but it isn’t quite done well enough to pull that off.
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