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In the tradition of Hollywood spoofs such as Scary Movie and Not Another Teen Movie, Burning Angel boss and uber-hot Alt queen Joanna Angel directs and stars in the porn world's smutty equivalent, Not Another Porn Movie. Porn has always borrowed from and poked fun at mainstream Hollywood in the past but this, at least to my knowledge, is the first 'parody of a parody' and it's non-stop hilarity and intentional cheese all the way. Cliché after cliché is crammed into the films five scenes, as well as some of the finest talent from planet Alt engaging in hot, in-your-face sex that never bores. Director Joanna plays, well, a director, flustered by frustration after frustration as she battles to make a movie that is hindered by hapless studs, anti-porn protesters, broken props and everything else that could go wrong!

The first scene features the classic pizza delivery scenario with Tommy Pistol turning up at blonde hottie Pinky Lee's house to pass on her sausage pizza (it could only be this particular flavour, of course) to her. This being porno, Pinky is so scantily dressed she appears to be without her wallet and so proceeds to give the pizza lad an alternative to hard cash - her made-for-sucking mouth and perfect pink pussy. We get the classic blowjob opener, Pinky showing what a skilled sucker she is as she wraps her lips round Tommy's lengthy member which is more than ready to dip inside her slippery slit. Doggy-style and reverse cowgirl are the main positions manoeuvred here, the couple only stop their fuck-fest to exchange oral pleasures before continuing their steamy session before the scene comes to an end when Pinky receives a warm dosage of ball goo in her mouth.

Tommy is due back on set to perform as a cable guy but when he turns up at the wrong address, Joanna calls on the services of James Deen to fill up her impatiently waiting porn starlet Pixie Pearl. This scene wastes no time in getting to the point, after some deep dick swallowing, James is straight inside Pixie's ass, thrusting away at her bunghole as she rubs her clit and groans with lust. Again the action is non-stop, only breaking when Pixie goes for a taste of her ass juices from James rod. She's soon begging for cum and James is more than happy to spray a load of sticky stuff over her shapely body which she proceeds to rub in.

When a stressed out Joanna gets into her office, slutty secretary January Darling offers a way to help her relax, treating Joanna to a back massage that as you can imagine leads to a lot more! After a brief interruption from Tommy (who's told to jerk off in the corner) and once the film crew clear the desk, Joanna is straight onto January, sucking her tits, fingering her pussy and making her taste her juices before being bent over and licked and rub in her most intimate hole. A dildo is brought into play soon enough which both girls suck on before it is plunged inside January's pussy amid her moans of sheer pleasure. Being sharing, caring kinda girls they switch and it's Joanna's turn to experience some finger fun and cunt munching. The scene climaxes with Joanna having her pussy worked with a dildo while having a butt plug bunged up her ass for good measure. The films only lesbian scene, and a scorching one at that.

Jade Jolie plays the naughty nurse next and visits sick Tommy Pistol's bed to see to his needs. Unfortunately, the hospital is all out of medicine but Jade knows a way that'll make Tommy feel so much better, you guessed it, some good hard sex. There's a short blowjob then it's straight onto the pounding, Jade riding his cock in both cowgirl, reverse cowgirl then taking it from behind for a deep doggy-style doing. A slight mishap occurs as Tommy is slamming her from behind when the bed's headboard comes off, no need to stop the action though, the couple continue their raunchy ride as Joanna and the crew try to sort out the situation. Tommy begins getting crazy with props such as aspirin, toilet paper and a bunch of flowers while fucking pinky blonde Jade, adding much mirth to the scene, but business returns to seriousness soon enough as he drops a load of the sticky stuff right into her eager mouth and it's a wrap!

Poor Joanna has had quite a day by now and to add further insult, upon leaving the office she is hounded by a mob of angry anti-porn protesters who she finally evades only to find that her car won't start and she's gonna have to get a tow truck. To Joanna's surprise the tow truck guy is none other than James Deen who informs her, “I think there's something wrong with your tailpipe, I have just the tool to fix it”. Cocksucking and front bum fucking ensue but soon James is stretching her asshole to the limit as he pumps her butt full of meat. Joanna is looking stunning throughout, not only has this girl helped shape the Alt revolution in a major way from her productions, she also gives one hell of a fuck on film.

It's good to see a porno film that is genuinely as tongue-in-cheek as this, sadly most the themes covered here are done in all too seriousness by other filth peddlers who lack even the slightest original idea so this style of incorporating clichés in a comedy manner is more than fresh, very welcome and fucking funny. It's hard to fault Not Another Porn Movie, five scenes all featuring everything you'd expect to see in a porno coupled with a non-intrusive humorous storyline, it's pure entertainment from beginning to end. Watch it alone, with your partner or with a group of mates over some beers, Not Another Porn Movie has something for everyone. And there's even an in-house band performing the soundtrack amid all the hot fuck action, nice touch!

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