Pervertz! from Harmony Films
Reviewed by Stuart

Tanya Hyde's latest film for UK mega-producers Harmony features some of the most stunning girls the industry has to offer, coupled with the high production values we've become accustomed to from this company, Pervertz! continues their reputation, and Hyde's, for putting out some of the best smut to come from the UK in a long time. Set out as four vignettes, let's take a closer look at this fetish-filled fuck flick from one of the our leading directors.

Opening with 'Filthy Habits/Self-Abuse/Lust', a short skit involving a PVC-clad nun who forsakes her morals for a spot of solo-indulgence in the lavatory, the film is off to a great start. Witnessed in the midst of her unholy act by a fellow Sister (Keisha Kane), who can't help but start fooling around herself, both girls eventually come together for a glass dildo anal assault as the scene segues into 'Unnatural Acts'.

Making their way to the confessional box ('Confession'), where Father Kieren Lee awaits, a true burst of originality shines through as the man of the cloth pops his dick through a glory hole and into the waiting mouth of one of his extremely naughty nuns. Joining the girls, 'Punishment' sees the Father's lengthy knob given a supreme blowjob by Sister Leigh, while Keisha delivers some light spanking with a cat o'nine tails to her scrumptious bare bottom. Both girls get to sample the delights of Kieren's cock before he showers them both in his white-hot cum in a section titled 'Absolution'. A great example of what happens in confession, stays in the confessional!

'Freaks!' is next, which sees the out-of-this-universe beauty that is Sophia Valentine masturbating and sucking on a rather large cock through a glory hole in the toilet. Toilets and glory holes being a particular penchant of director Hyde it seems, no bad thing!

Another favourite thing of Ms Hyde is the placing of industrial goggles on top of military-esque hats, which is exactly what we see Sophia sporting as the scene changes to a bar room scenario full of strange looking men and another hot female, Strap-On Jane. The lengthy rod she was just sucking on in the toilet must have been none other than top stud Jay R's, the buff stud now poking at Sophia's holes, with a little help from his slightly strange friends. By this point, Jays got the goggle look going on too after a second dose of sucking leads to him fingering her pussy and stuffing her ass with quite a metallic looking sex toy, as the oddball bar attendees watch the whole time. The master cocksman soon has Sophia perched on his dick giving him a frenzied ride before pounding the fuck out of her in a doggystyle position, stopping only to let Strap-On Jane have a go at her with her, well, her strap-on! An impressive cumshot concludes an incredible scene and it's almost certain you'll be itching to check out the career of Sophia more after seeing her performance here, she's simply remarkable!

In 'Keep It Clean', Harmony favourite Susie Best wanders into the toilets and sets upon a cock in yet another glory hole suckfest, not in the least bit bothered about the kissing and pissing cops who are also there! Turned on by her utter disregard of sexual privacy, the guy who's been taking a piss steps over to Susie and gets a good taste of her ass, and after ward crams his truncheon into her delicious pussy, and that's no pun...The horny little blonde stunner starts sucking on his cock and then the scene cuts to a black girl masturbating before heading back to the action with Susie, who's now being ploughed doggystyle.

Now, porn shouldn't really take on complexity of Lynchian proportions but this scene had me all confused. After seeing Susie take the aforementioned doggy drilling, the action is now back to the black girl who we now see sucking and fucking two guys, and not in a toilet. Don't get me wrong, this chick puts in as good a scene as everyone else so far, but unless Susie is fantasising that she's a hot black girl being seen to by two Droog-like characters, I'm a bit lost as to what's supposed to be happening. Hot sex though, which is the main thing. Personally, I found this scene slightly disappointing, as I'm a major fan of Ms. Best. She does return, or her ass at least, towards the end to take a hefty spunk sploshing all over her butt, and then we see the black babe get sprayed in jizz too. Weird.

The final scene is titled 'Factory Girls', a perfect opportunity for some industrial eye protection action if ever there was one! Beginning with big-breasted babes Rebecca Jessop and hot American starlet Gianna Michaels, the girls bounce and jiggle their humongous boobies off another and Rebecca gets her twat tongued by her playmate. The scene soon shifts to Rebecca sampling the swollen shafts of Jay and another hung stud as she sucks on one while being fucked by the other. She puts in an exceptional performance as she is rammed all over until her pussy, and goggles, are showered in fresh cream.

As usual, Harmony have delivered an absolutely incredible film in Pervertz!. The girls, the sets, the costumes, and more importantly, the sex, all look absolutely incredible and will please fans of regular porn and fetishists alike. Tanya Hyde has done some amazing work for Harmony, and Pervertz! is one of the best yet. Basically, if you consider yourself a porn fan, you really need to see this film. Outstanding stuff, aside my minor gripe with the Susie Best scene!

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