Our team of horny guinea pigs here at Strictly News are dedicated to testing all the sex toys they come across (and on, and in) so that you'll have something nice in mind next time you go toy shopping...

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	29 Oct 2007: Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg Vibe by Alexandra I bought this toy during an accidental shopping spree and it’s so good I just have to tell everyone about it! The Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg Vibe is an insanely powerful 2-inch egg vibrator. It’s sophisticated, it’s subtle, and it’s highly recommended. The egg is ribbed for extra stimulation, which coupled with its soft, skin-like surface, feels divine against naked flesh. read more >>
	27 Jun 2007: The Cone by Hellen Wow, the Rabbit had better watch out, The Cone has arrived and is set to take over as the sex toy of choice for all discerning ladies (and gents!) This strange, soft pink creation offers hi-tech, hands free pleasure with its 16 modes of vibration - including an 'Orgasm mode' for those who like their satisfaction guaranteed! Although its spiky shape can appear intimidating, it's formed from super-soft and safe silicone and is squishy, strokeable and far more comfortable than expected. It's also a lot more fun to look at and use than your average phallic-shaped vibe, and has the useful detail of easy-to-use controls - you don't want to be fiddling around with dials and buttons in the heat of the moment and The Cone keeps things nice and simple with just two buttons on the side, with which you can control exactly what kind of vibrations you get. read more >>
	18 Apr 2007 : Senso Beaded Crystal Pussy by Solitaire Sex toys for men carry a 'yuk' factor, in the way vibrators for women did until Sex And The City made them cool. Many people still consider a man who masturbates with a plastic pussy as somewhat sad, whereas any woman who expresses a dislike of vibrators is considered inhibited. Here at Strictly News, of course, we've long viewed sex toys as great things, and we're thrilled to predict that toys for men are about to undergo a similar revolution as those for women. read more >>
	21 Sep 2007: The Royal Gauntlet by Alexandra This blue latex one-fingered vibrating glove is striking and endearingly odd: my lover immediately coined it ‘Doctor Strangeglove’. It is, disconcertingly, the same shocking blue of the elastoplasts used in the catering industry so that dinner ladies can find their errant plasters if they fall off and into the porridge. Still, this is good: it doesn’t look tacky. It’s not made of that ubiquitous musty-smelling cheap faux-flesh coloured rubber that attracts a film of dust and hairs. It’s not moulded into either a small animal or an abnormally proportioned penis. read more >>
	22 Sep 2008: My Celebrator by Dark Avenger I was approached with and introduced to the ‘toothbrush sex toy’. Now I know my toys so my first thought was, ‘What the hell is that?’ When it was handed to me, I can honestly say I was more than dubious. Titled, ‘Celebrator – Your Toothbrush Make-Over’, it could be mistaken for a sweet - An absolute plus if in transit and one has a handbag incident. Essentially it is a hard plastic object, a little shorter than my thumb, sweet pink in colour and shaped like a cross between the mouth piece of a woodwind instrument and a sperm, with a hole at the bottom where the electric toothbrush is attached. Appetising it is not but intriguing, most definitely. read more >>
	23 Apr 2008: Sextoys Pocket Pleasure by Jd When the box of sex toys arrived at our office there great excitement about who gets to review what. After some debate I volunteered to road test the Pocket Pleasure. I figured I could offer unique insight since I'm a homo and my boyfriend was coming to visit on the weekend. I get home, check the housemates are out, and get out some porn (I still work with magazines). The first thing I did after taking the faux pussy (it’s got labia on one end) out of its packaging is smell it. No idea why I did that, but it seemed like the right thing to. read more >>
	01 Jun 2007: Make Your Own Dildo by Solitaire 'Create an exact rubber replica of your penis!' The Make Your Own Dildo kit from Empire Labs promises a quick, fun and easy way to make your own dildo from a cast of your own (or lover's) cock. The kit contains everything you need to immortalise your dick, including moulding powder, liquid rubber and liquid skin, a two-part moulding container, thermometer, stirring stick and bucket, plus illustrated directions. It all looks a bit intimidating and very messy – and it is. But all you'll need is the kit... and an erection. We’re sure Strictly Broadband can help you with that, if your computer is within view. read more >>
	06 May 2008: Sextoys Tongue Teaser by Alexandra Gone are the sleazy porno-pink cheap rubber moulds of the ‘90s – now we no longer have to scrimp on class when considering our sex toys. This sweet little toy is a long, nobbly tongue attached to a vibe in an appetising strawberry red. It matches a whole range of Sextoys products so you can fill your knicker drawer with pretty matching fashion statements for use in the bedroom. Keep checking back to the toy review page and read what our team has to say about each one as we test out the whole range! This week I'm taking a look at the Tongue Teaser. read more >>