 Sextoys Pocket Pleasure
By Jd on 23 Apr 2008
A few months ago our friends at Sextoys.co.uk used their toy-expertise to come up with their very own range of five must-have sex toys. Here at Strictly News we decided it was about time to take a closer look at ths bright red range and will be reviewing each and every vibrator, dildo and masturbation aid. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it!
When the box of sex toys arrived at our office there great excitement about who gets to review what. After some debate I volunteered to road test the Pocket Pleasure. I figured I could offer unique insight since I'm a homo and my boyfriend was coming to visit on the weekend.
I get home, check the housemates are out, and get out some porn (I still work with magazines). The first thing I did after taking the faux pussy (it’s got labia on one end) out of its packaging is smell it. No idea why I did that, but it seemed like the right thing to. It smells like rubber, what were you expecting?
Once hard, I tried to stick my cock in without lube, this was purely for the sake of being scientific. I can report back this is a bad idea - don't try it! Once appropriately lubed, (I chose strawberry flavour) I stuck my cock into the faux pussy. It’s nice and tight and I really enjoyed the sensation. I have fucked both pussy and ass in the past and this was tighter than the pussies.
Once I got the rhythm right things were ace. One is not meant to apply stoking action with the toy like one does when masturbating; instead one should thrust into the device as one would during sex. This seems fairly obvious, but it took me a few minutes to get this right. Also, try not get any lube on the hand you are holding the Pocket Pleasure,once you do it's bloody difficult to keep hold of the thing!
I came, washed the rubber love tunnel in our kitchen sink, and concluded that I had fun with the sex toy. It’s colourful, easy to wash (dishwasher safe?), and the sensation it provides is very enjoyable. It is however a solo sex toy and doesn’t work as a team item.
When my man visited and I introduced the jack-off aid into our morning sex he came to the following conclusion...
My first thought upon encountering the Pocket Pleasure was about the amount of lint this chewed-gummi-bear-looking, phony-vagina masturbator would accumulate if you actually carried it around in your pocket.
My next thought was that it wasn’t long enough. Now I’m a pretty averagely hung guy, but it was definitely too short. I figured the pleasure would derive from the suction this jelly pussy would provide above and beyond the capabilities of my own hand. Instead it just provided a too slippery excess layer that just kept slipping off.
Not ever having put my dick in a real vagina, I don’t have any real comparison to make there, but if this is meant to in anyway simulate that sensation, no wonder straight guys dabble after a few too many pints. Give me my good old calloused hand any day. Or better yet, any hole on my boyfriend!
Clearly, he didn't enjoy this male masturbator as much as I had! To make up your own mind about the Pocket Pleasure, check it out on Sextoys.co.uk!
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