I bought this toy during an accidental shopping spree and it’s so good I just have to tell everyone about it! The Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg Vibe is an insanely powerful 2-inch egg vibrator. It’s sophisticated, it’s subtle, and it’s highly recommended. The egg is ribbed for extra stimulation, which coupled with its soft, skin-like surface, feels divine against naked flesh.

The Egg couldn’t be easier to use: a separate handset allows you to switch between five different levels of pulsation and vibration, with a dial that adjusts the speed from a gentle hum to a high-speed burr. This little toy fits the bill whether you want a gentle tickle to get you started or a full-on assault of the senses guaranteed to force you into paroxysms of delight. With a separate control attached with wire coiled like an old-fashioned telephone cable, the kit moves with your body without engulfing you in tangles of looping wire.

It’s ideal for use during sex: small and handy enough to slip onto your clit for that extra stimulation that so many of us crave to tip us over the edge. Only two inches long, it is just the right length to cover a girl from clitoris to her opening: meaning it doesn’t get in the way of a well-placed cock. The least phallic item one could imagine, it doesn’t intrude into a hetero couple’s sex life in the same emasculating way that I am told (titter) Rampant Rabbits or dildos tend to. It’s an ideal starter toy if you aren’t sure how your man will react to the presence of a toy in the bedroom.

It isn’t a discreet little piece of tech – that fantastic buzz is quite audible, so turn up the music if your housemates are in!

This little beast eats electricity: batteries only really last for a few sessions – but don’t let that put you off: it’s certainly worth it, so stock up on those spare batteries.

My concern with this toy was that it was not listed as waterproof: I was scared when I cleaned it that it would get water in the works and stop working. No fear: I’ve had mine for two months now and have been using it at every opportunity: it still works perfectly.

Grab yours now! The Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg is available on SexToys.co.uk!