The year has barely started and I already need a holiday. Granted, I have just got back from ten days in Las Vegas, but I was there for work. It doesn't count! Let me tell you all about it...

We flew out of London on 8th January to Las Vegas via Minneapolis. I unhappily spent my birthday on a 15 hour journey from hell involving wailing babies, delays, loud Americans and sniffer dogs. Once this ordeal was over we finally checked into our hotel - The Luxor, a black pyramid with a light shining out the top and cheesy Egyptian themed decor to settle into the next two days of jetlag.

From the very beginning I hated Las Vegas. The crazy over the top fakery of absolutely everything was only matched by the madness of breakfast buffet. We barely had time to adjust to the weirdness before we needed to start work - an endless stream of meetings and networking parties kept me busy throughout my stay. It wasn't all bad though, I met so many cute gay porn stars that my phone ran out of battery and my hands took on a permanent smell of strawberry lube.

The conference we were attending was AVN’s Adult Entertainment Expo. It was a big ‘ol straight affair with loads of hetero pervs snapping crotch shots. But in the back corner I found the gay part of the show - the imaginatively named GayVN. This is where I met some absolutely stunning men and tried my hardest to score free porn. Unfortunately I can’t remember any of the boys’ names because I wasn’t listening when they told me. I believe I was understandably distracted by bigger matters...

In the evenings there were many parties to attend and cheeks to kiss and yes, believe me, all the way through I was working. One particular evening we were lucky enough to be invited to attend a porn shoot in the industrial area of Vegas. To tell the truth the shoot happened next the heated pool of a gay hotel in the industrial area. It was all a bit seedy but ended up adding to the excitement.

The young smooth muscular guys got onto a table placed precariously close to the pool and started making out while the entire audience moved a little closer. They started snogging and stroking each other and it wasn’t long until they were both naked. It was exactly like in the pornos I’ve been watching and it was really hot until after 10 minutes we realised the top couldn’t get his cock up. What a disaster!

Fortunately some off-set fluffing did the trick and in no time our stallion was ready to entertain us by thrusting his hard veined cock into the patient bottom boy’s arse. When the two of them finished we were treated to very hot threesome between some absolutely gorgeous twinks. All in all, a very good night and a very Vegas experience.

On a separate occasion we were doing drinks high up in the Palms hotel, sitting on the balcony and enjoying the view, when 3 rude boys popped into the pool next to us for a quick dip. 2 of the buff chaps were in tiny undies and the 3rd clearly only found out about the party late so decided to join in his boxers. He mostly just drifted about while the other 2 guys got hot and heavy. We were privy to some poolside rimming and crazy hard lip action. At some point one of the other guests couldn’t hold it in any more, and this horny stranger stood on the edge of the pool and got his cock out for one of the sweet poolboys obligingly sucked him off while the rest of us looked on. In case you were wondering – the bj volunteer had a rather unimpressive cock, thick but short.

Like most mornings, the next morning I woke up with a massive headache and had to rush rush rush, back to work. I truly have the hardest job.

Oh, and I'll be back next week with some pictures of all the tasty talent I spotted State-side!