Jack Off Guys 3 from
Basement Broadcasting
Reviewed by Bruce Barnard
For your entrance fee, Jack Off Guys 3 features four guys flying solo. Some put a bit of dirty chatter into the mix, whilst others do the shameful deed in near silence. All tend to fix their eyes directly at camera, creating the illusion that you are lucky enough to be peeking through the bedroom curtains of the boy next door. Luckily for Strictly Broadband punters these neighbours have a compelling urge to play with themselves, rather then spend the evening putting their CD collections in alphabetical order.
Most of the performers featured are new to the jizz business, so you get the pleasure of seeing new faces that are unlikely to perform in smut again. Some claim to be straight and probably are. If I know anything about gay culture this alone will be enough of a selling point to have the lavender community queuing around the block.
The sight of men slowly bringing themselves to orgasm on camera has a hypnotic, almost calming quality. This specific circus of wank gently lulls me into an almost Zen like state of relaxation. To me, Jack Off Guys 3 is the pornographic equivalent of those Pan Pipe mood compilations you see for sale in service station newsagents. An artistically minded acquaintance who watches ten minutes of the ‘self on self’ action suggests that projecting Jack Off Guys 3 onto the walls of a gallery would make you a good bet for a Turner prize nomination. He’d been drinking but I see his point.
Inspired by the film I did a quick straw poll among my peer group to find out just how many of my friends and work colleagues would agree to be filmed cracking one off in the privacy of their own home. Surprisingly the majority, both male and female, seemed agreeable if the price was right.
I’m aware my fellow heterosexuals tend to react to gay porn in the same way I’d view a BNP general election victory. So I won’t claim this film is for everyone. However, Gay men or indeed curious straight women, looking for stress relief after an exhausting day at the office may find it’s just what they need to unwind.
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