Fuck Factory from Private
Reviewed by AJ

Who can resist a lineup of 13 of the hunkiest, buffest, manliest studs imaginable? Not me, that's for sure, and that's why I couldn't resist cracking one off to Fuck Factory this week. Having tired of cute little twinks for the time being, the time had come for some proper manly men, with sweat glistening off their strong muscles, doing it rough and nasty. And in a factory, greased up for some serious manual labour? Even better.

This factory location really is amazing, and perfect for a porno. The intro features some nicely done filming of very suggestive machine parts in action, kinkily insinuating the upcoming fucking before the action's even begun. I also enjoyed the overhead views of the factory floor, with every one of the performers toiling away at the machines, their bulging bare arms and chests all sexy under the overalls, looking terribly manly and worker-like in their assorted hard hats.

Now I assume that, being the horny fuckers you are, you'll all be chomping at the bit to get this movie up on your screens - but first heed my warning. The acting is awful. Not just 'porn awful' but truly, deeply, hysterically funny, everyone talking like Arnie Schwarzenneger awful. However, if you're anything like 99% of the men out there, you won't give a shit - in fact, the amusement factor is a bonus for me. We're in this for the mindblowing hardcore fucking - and believe me when I say that the sex more than makes up for anything this film may be lacking in.

Private have done brilliantly in making every scene true to the factory theme, with a great set of scenarios all related to the (not entirely improbable) situation of a gang of homosexual and homo-curious horny hunks all cooped up for 8 hours a day at work. There's a different miniplot for each scene which, while the acting is pure comedy, is nonetheless sexy to watch, if only to see the studs interacting in their very authentic looking factory gear. The pots range from the porno staple of 'drifting into fantasy' to the horny 'straight guy's first time with a man' to the naughty 'teaching the wayward employee a lesson by giving him a good fuck'.

There's an above average creative mix of sex positions, including plenty that involve the huge factory machines, whether bent over them, propped up on top of them, or just using them as support for particularly difficult sexually athletic balancing acts. There is more regular sex, of course, mostly performed on tables, or spread out overalls and cardboard on the hard concrete floor. The possibilities with a location like that are endless, but Private have certainly done well in covering most of the ones you and I could dream up in an everyday wank.

Oh - and fans of group sex need look no further. Noone could say Private don't make the most of having so many actors at their disposal. With such a huge cast, more than one scene has no less than 5 naked men all at it at once - an amazing sight, as they clusterfuck in varying combinations, stripped of their macho gear (apart from those sexy boots). The machinery quietly clanking and whirring all around them also makes for an extremely arousing and interesting backdrop. All in all, I'd recommend this movie for anyone who's into sexy, manly eye candy. And I want the address of that factory.

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