From royal bum fun to mechanics boning in the garage, we have a pretty cover-all-bases newsletter for you this week.

Eurocreme tap into the ultimate British fantasy, by portraying a super hot royal who simply can’t resist the sins of the flesh. When you see the flesh he’s unable to resist, you will understand. Man’s Best go for the down and dirty fantasy we all share. When the men who bang around in your car start banging each other you will be entertained.

Have a good week gents!

Sextoys Pocket Pleasure

A few months ago our friends at Sextoys.co.uk used their toy-expertise to come up with their very own range of five must-have sex toys. Here at Strictly News we decided it was about time to take a closer look at ths bright red range and will be reviewing each and every vibrator, dildo and masturbation aid. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it!

When the box of sex toys arrived at our office there great excitement about who gets to review what. After some debate I volunteered to road test the Pocket Pleasure. I figured I could offer unique insight since I'm a homo and my boyfriend was coming to visit on the weekend.

I get home, check the housemates are out, and get out some inspiration (I still work with magazines.). The first thing I did after taking the faux pussy (it’s got labia on one end) out of its packaging is smell it. No idea why I did that, but it seemed like the right thing to. It smells like rubber, what were you expecting?

Once hard, I tried to stick my dick in without lube, this was purely for the sake of being scientific. I can report back this is a bad idea - don't try it! Once appropriately lubed, (I chose strawberry flavour) I stuck my cock into the faux pussy. It’s nice and tight and I really enjoyed the sensation. I have fucked both pussy and ass in the past and this was tighter than the pussies.

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What we're watching...

Bad BoyBad Boy from Eurocreme, reviewed by Jack

This hot offering from Eurocreme gives us a glimpse into a what-if world of sexy young royals, princes for whom the crown holds less appeal than the, ahem, sceptre. Groomed for power, but unable to resist the temptations of pleasure, these lordly lads and their sexy retinue offer us a regal parade of sucking, fucking and more.

Young Prince Richard -- a regal specimen of a man in every meaning of the word -- is disturbed from his slumber by a handsome pair of man-servants bringing him strawberries. Asking them to leave the strawberries, he drifts into a fantasy where the treat they bring to him is themselves -- naked, with dicks to match his own majestic endowment, sucking and fondling him and enjoying his own lips on their shafts. The fantasy continues as he masturbates, imagining his bollocks getting fondled as his ever-so-eager gentlemen of the bedchamber form a cock-sucking circle with him at its centre. As he nearly reaches his climax, so does his filthy fantasy, as he imagines himself impaling the lovely arse of his servant. He comes hard and heavy, but has to abandon his fantasy quick, as he's summoned to speak to his father.


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Sex In The GarageSex In The Garage from Man's Best, reviewed by Jack

Step into the garage with the sexy European lads of Man's Best, and discover what goes on underground when the garage doors close and the boys get bored with their cars and motorcycles. What else? They ride on another, getting their dicks out and showing off the fabulous bodies, as smooth and slick as chrome.

The all-German dialogue makes the plot a bit hard to follow, but it starts with a dream, in which a lonely young man -- sleeping in his garage -- begins to dream. Whether the workshop-set duo that follows are real, or products of his sexy imagination, doesn't matter one whit: what does matter is the eager skill with which the lad takes his long-haired metalwork partner's member between his lips and sucks it like..well, no metaphors will do here, he sucks it like a dick should be sucked! By the time the favor gets returned, his own length is hard as steel and he pushes his mate's mouth down onto his shaft, hands tangled in his long dark hair. He needs release, and badly. He finally gets his by bending his partner over the worktable and filling his tight arse, slow and deep.

It's back to our dreamer, then, and he embarks on another erotic trip, this time a little closer to home: he's in his own garage, and he's conjured up a couple of playmates to straddle his Honda.


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