06 May 2007
Fucking Strange - Sex News Roundup
Husband jailed over boob job kidnapping
A man was jailed last week for almost 2 years after he kidnapped his wife in an effort to prevent her getting a boob job. After trying and failing to persuade her not to have the op, James McCarthy his wife Kerry out of the ward at St Bartholomew's hospital in London,yelling, "Don't do it - I like you as you are!"
His wife pleaded with hospital staff to save her as McCarthy, who has a history of violence, marched her out of the hospital by her neck. She thought he was going to kill her, and she managed to escape in a nearby street, and ran into an office, where she collapsed. Source: Metro
Teenage boys scarred and scared by lesbian sex book
An Arkansas man whose sons found 'The Whole Lesbian Sex Book" in the local library is claiming they were so "disturbed" by it that they deserve $10,000 each. He also wants the library director fired. Earl Adams said the "patently offensive" book caused "many sleepless nights in our house".
However, the city's attorney, Camille Thompson, says the book is not pornographic. The book, by Felice Newman, is a sex guide deemed suitable for all public libraries, according to the Library Journal. Source: wjactv.com
Naked burglar surfs for porn
2 housemates in New Jersey got a shock last week when they stumbled upon a burglar, naked but for socks and trainers, browsing porn on their PC. Jorge Arevalo was woken by what he assumed was his housemate returning home and making loud noises.
At 1am, he heard a torrent of swearing as his housemate actually did return, to find the naked man sitting at the computer. Several porn sites were open in windows on the screen, and the man was inexplicably covered in cuts and bruises. (And we thought we were perverted! -Ed) Source: Metro
Woman breaks into prison to shag inmate
Everyone's heard of prisoners trying to break out. But how many people try to break
into jail? Blonde Tiffany Weaver, 29, used another lawyer's ID badge to gain access to a correctional facility in Maryland. When she was in, she made her way to inmate Jason Moody's cell, and proceeded to fuck him until guards caught the pair of them mid-shag.
The lawyer whose badge was used was amused to receive a letter banning her from the jail for having sex with an inmate - she was out on maternity leave. Source: wjz.com
Vibrator at centre of bomb scare
An "adult toy" was responsible for a bomb scare that recently closed down the New Zealand post centre. The package set off the alarm bells when it was x-rayed in China, and airport cargo staff placed it in an overnight explosives safe.
Emergency services in Auckland were informed of the parcel's imminent arrival, and evacuated the building. However, upon investigation, the package turned out to be nothing more than a harmless marital aid. Source: kget.com
