01 Jun 2007
Fucking Strange - Sex News Roundup

Bondage couple lose key

A kinky pair of Germans had to call the fire brigade after chaining each other to the bed for sex - and losing the key to the padlock!

Maria Ranstett and her husband Jochen, from the town of Weiden, dressed up in pervy leather outfits to shag. They used the padlock and chains for an exciting bondage experience, but lost the key halfway through.

They tried for hours to get free, but ended up swallowing their pride and calling the fire brigade. And it wasn't just the embarrassment that was painful - Jochen's wrists were so swollen from the handcuffs that he had to be hospitalized! (Source: Ananova)

Serbs trade cows for bigger cocks

Serbian men are swapping their prize cows in order to get penis enlargement operations.

The country's top plastic surgeon Sreko Djordjevic said dozens of farmers were so obsessed with their penis size that they were trading in their most valuable cows - worth £400, for the operation, which costs about the same.

However, he also said the farmers weren't really very informed about the realistic possibilities of the operation. "Some of them want to add 10 centimetres and that is just not possible - at least not for just one cow." (Source: Ananova)

Gay porn prank backfires

A Canadian female police officer has been disciplined for downloading an "I love gay porn" desktop background during a raid on a Hell's Angels house.

Constable Christina Pennie intended to delete the image, but apparantly "forgot" before leaving the home. This may have been due to the "somewhat chaotic" atmosphere and the laughing and joking from her collegues as she showed them the background.

Pennie has been fined and charged with discreditable conduct for her cheeky antics during the raid. (Source: IOL)

Choir-mistress sacked for selling sex toys on the side

A choir mistress and organist, who had worked in a Wisconsin church for 35 years, was fired by the priest because she refused to give up her part time job selling sex toys.

The priest demanded 50 year old Linette Servais quit her job with the Pure Romance company, in which she enjoyed selling marital aids to women at house parties.

Father Dombroski wrote to his congregation about the matter, saying that her job was "not consistent with Church teachings" and that "parish leaders are expected to model the teaching of our faith".

Ms Servais was shocked. "Father Dean made it sound so sinful" she said, "There is so much more to this business than toys. It's about empowering women and helping them strengthen their relationships." (Source: Ananova)