There are very few black performers on the British porn scene; the two with the highest profile at present are Louiza Ray and Lala, who collectively call themselves Two Black Babes. JB met them both (along with producer Limey Dick), and survived!

Louiza, how long have you been doing porn, and what made you think about it in the first place?

Louiza I'd say I've been doing this about 2 years now. Around the age of nine, I started looking at men's crotches...

Lala interrupts You're such a slut!

Louiza ...and I realised that by the age of 15 that these crotches expand into willies!

(The girls both laugh... actually, stopping them laughing was the main problem during the interview!)

So (to keep this scientific) you became interested in the point in a man's life when a crotch becomes a willy?

Louiza Yes very much so! And um... my first suck, I would say was about 16... I gagged and loved it very much, came in my pants!

Lala You did?

Louiza Yeah! I hadn't begun gushing then, just dribbling – and from then on I was just a nympho-bloody-maniac... also having a father in the army didn't help because I was surrounded by men in tight trousers - which was nice for me!

Lala Temptation!

So it's fair to say you've always been interested in sex

Louiza Yes, had boyfriends, all of that.

When did you first think about doing porn?

Louiza I'd say about 15, when a guy actually said to me “that's the only thing you're good for” and I thought ooh, am I? Ooh really!?

You took that as a compliment, did you?

Louiza well i did at that time, yeah, definitely!

So what took you so long to get going?

Louiza Relationships. Got into a relationship, had the children, did all that, did the career thing then realised that I've got to do something that I get enjoyment out of. And that was it, got on that forum and away we go!

Lala, how did you get into this weird and wonderful business?

Lala I got into porn out of curiosity, wanted to try something new. I'd already been doing some modelling and some dancing, and then yeah, straight into the porn! The idea first came to me nearly 2 years ago actually, similar to Louiza, and the first shoot I had was a hardcore shoot with two male guys and after that it was yeah, let's do it again and again and again!

Male guys are your favourite types of guys then?

Lala Um... (looks confused)

Sorry, I'm taking the piss

Louiza Yeah you are taking the piss! (laughs)

Sorry Lala, I know you're a bit foreign and couldn't help myself... you grew up in France didn't you?

Lala I did, in Paris.

Is it true the French are more sexual and romantic?

Lala We're not so shy, French people, it's true and you English guys can be a bit prudish i have to say, but yeah French people are quite full on! French guys very macho I'd say, they're not scared and they don't take no as an answer, so they try and try and try until you say OK then, that sort of thing.

Louiza It's that accent though.

But a French accent's not that useful in France

Louiza OK, OK I know you're taking the piss but for an English girl to hear that accent (puts on accent) “Ooh la la, my darlink I've been waiting for you all of my life” – your pussy starts to tingle (to Lala) do you not find that?

Lala well I'm French so i don't really!

Lala, you're originally from Madagascar right?

Lala Yes, I was born in Paris but yeah my origins are African, Madagascan.

Sounds very exotic!

Lala It is, it's gorgeous! Have you been there?

No – been to Torquay, that's probably kind-of similar... The English Riviera – you just have to check it out! And how long have you been in england?

Lala Been here about 8 years now, in various places, and now living in Bristol. Yeah it's cool!

Louiza My first shoot was...

Lala interrupts Gang bang!

Louiza Actually yes it was! In Kent, a dogging shoot. There were three girls and four guys – no five guys and everyone had partners but I wasn't with a partner at the time

Limey Dick You were with me!

Louiza Yeah but you weren't on set though were you?

That told him!

Louiza So anyway, I was quite greedy that night!

You've always seemed very enthusiastic to me

Louiza Yeah i like to do everything good and right, you have to! Don't mind doing it again but the first time has to be good, has to be, I'm Miss Showoff and I wanna be hot in this industry

So you're bad at watching other people, can't sit still and watch?

Louiza No i have to join in!

You must have been nervous first time?

Louiza The funny thing is getting there, I was nervous, arriving and getting ready I was nervous, seeing all the lights go up I was nervous but as soon as that camera went Action I was off! Exploding everywhere, showing off and I was sucking (makes sucking noises)... I had jaw ache! Honestly, I thought I'm not gonna last, but I did, I did 'em all and it was good!

You're a gusher aren't you?

Louiza Yes I am.

That's a special skill

Louiza I found that by accident, just playing with a dildo and suddenly I thought what's that?! Pulled out the dildo and went pachung! Five feet! So now I can major, major gush!

Shame it's illegal in British porn isn't it?

Louiza Isn't it? And i don't have to drink water like i used to, now i can just put that toy inside and Bob's your uncle... so watch out, don't stand in front of me!

Lala Yeah it's fantastic to see, it's great!

Louiza Yeah cos i've got you in the face before, haven't I?

Lala Yeah, a few times!

(Both laugh)

Lala, how about your first shoot?

Lala That two-guy I did, and the guys were gorgeous so I didn't have a problem in being aroused... so that was great! Afterwards, I did a few private shoots but now our own production company's coming up, the Two Black Babes series and the Louiza Ray series, so we're really excited about all that.

When did you two first meet?

Lala (to Louiza) You booked me for a shoot.

Louiza Yeah that's right, nearly two years ago, right in the beginning, when I first thought about it, I thought “Right, I've got to find myself a black girl”, and came up with you!

Lala So yeah, Louiza got in touch with me and we had a quick shoot to see how we get along and...

Louiza ...and ever since then we've been buddies! Porn buddies! Porn pussy buddies!

Limey Dick They licked and it worked!

Both laugh We licked and it worked, yeah!

When did the Two Black Babes idea emerge?

Lala Well even when we first met, we started to talk about it and seeing gorgeous two black girls in porn isn't something you see every day, so we took a chance...

Louiza ...and we want to own our own product don't we?

So not just beauty but brains as well?

Both – Yes!

Scary! Look out, the UK porn industry!

Lala Don't be, we're not that bad.

Louiza Yeah, we're scary!

Lala Well you are.

Louiza Am I?

(Regaining control of the situation) Tell us about Two Black Babes

Louiza Simple! Two black babes and our friends...

Who are your friends?

Both boys, girls...

Lala Groups!

Louiza Oh yeah nice large groups, but the first series is just me and Lala, doing girl-girl, real hard girl girl action.

Lala Fisting!

Louiza Lots of squirting!

When can we expect the first video, because obviously we can't wait to release it on Strictly Broadband

Louiza May I hope... we've been at this long enough, lots of product made, now we've got to get it out.

It's more fun making it than editing and producing DVDs?

Lala Of course! It takes ages...

Louiza We're here to stay, we're here for business and we're gonna kick ass!

So we can expect Two Black Babes volume 1, 2, 3, 4, 20...?

Louiza And you know my pussy and i know your pussy now don't we so we're pussy lovers

Lala Hopefully, we're good together and work very well together, we both love sex and our work.

Is the series going to be “ethnic” themed across the board or you taking on anyone, all comers?

Lala All comers, anyone.

Lala Yeah anybody has a chance with us basically!

Louiza We'd love some more black girls to come along and play with our pussies...

There aren't that many black people in the industry... I can think of one guy, Sensi – have you worked with him?

Lala, smiling – I have.

Louiza I've yet to experience this big hung donkey!

Lala You have to! He's fab, I can't get enough, really can't get enough...

Louiza (sadly) I haven't had the pleasure yet. I want to try that Keni Styles!

Lala, laughing I've worked with him as well.

Louiza Oh you're beating me, that's not fair, gotta get em in!

Louiza, why have you been letting Lala get all the best dick?

Louiza Well the first thing is to get my web site launched, and once that's done I'm going to shoot all the video I can and get it out there.

Keni's a cool guy

Lala Yeah he's gorgeous.

I hope we'll be getting all of this video for Strictly Broadband?

Louiza Yes but it'll go on our site first. And I forgot to say, we're doing some joint stuff with Ebony Bondage: Ebony Ray. Me in bondage!

Any favourite girls you've worked with?

Louiza Kaz B was my favourite, just like a sweet little pussy cat, till you put a camera on her!

Lala Yes! She's very tiny...

Louiza ...and we did her together didn't we? I don't think she'd ever done two black girls together before.

Lala She was petrified

Poor Kaz. I hope you two were gentle with her?

Both, laughing No, we weren't!

Louiza Her poor scared little face! But we calmed her down with our touches...

Lala She was traumatised!

Louiza We had her everywhere, in the local park, in the flat, shoving things up her!

(Lala giggles)

Louiza My woods moment... in the New Forest at night, all the torches were on me, I was stripped naked on a towel in the middle of winter, it was so cold my nipples were hurting, but once the camera's on me I get hotter! Anyway, this poor guy who wasn't supposed to be there, he fell out with his girlfriend, and he was just hanging around. So we said come and join us, and he was really nervous and then suddenly he went “fuck, it's the old bill!” So with that everybody dropped the torches and left me there, covered in oil, thigh high boots, nothing else on, thinking, “shit, what do I do now?” So i just ran, having to jump over thorn bushes, covered in bog, and hiding for two hours in the woods. After hiding for two hours I realised I'd left my bag at the shoot scene, which the policeman picked up quite happily and took it to the police station. It took me four days to pluck up the courage to go and collect it. And then to find out that the police weren't going to arrest me, all they wanted to find out was if I'd given consent for the sex, and to find out how old I was! The bag was full of dildos, lube, plus 500 business cards saying “Louiza Ray, multiple partner specialist”, and I'm convinced he took one...

Lala One of my funniest experiences was today! We went to Birmingham City Centre, the two of us to take some photos. We weren't wearing very much, just matching fishnet dresses in pink and black.

Which you were still wearing when we met

Lala But you should have seen us in town! Basically we were in town flashing and taking photos, and in one of the shopping areas there were these three guys playing steel drums, collecting money for charity. We stood near them, then dropped our coats and started to dance in our fishnet dresses... and I swear the whole town was stood there watching us and taking photos, but we couldn't stop, the music was just too good and everyone was cheering!

So most people were OK with it?

Lala Yeah they all enjoyed it, bar one! Apart from that one bitch...

Louiza ...who was only jealous!

Lala She yelled at Louiza for being cute and gorgeous.

Be honest - is that EXACTLY what she said?

Lala laughing No – she said “you fucking slag”

Louiza And I said “you're only jealous” – I said “If I had a cock I'd be dangerous!”

In all honesty, you girls ARE dangerous! In the best possible way... do you have your web sites live yet?

Lala Mine should be live in a couple of weeks' time at www.ooolala.org

Louiza And mine will be on www.louizaray.net in about 6 weeks time

Lala And soon we'll have a 2 black babes site as well

Personally, I can't wait for that – thanks for spending some time with Strictly News!