Housewives' Fantasies Volume 5 from Ben Dover, reviewed by AJ

Never let it be said that Ben Dover is a one trick dick. Just because many of his movies feature fresh faced amateur teens straight out of school does not mean he eschews women of the more mature variety. On the contrary - the way he relishes and worships every inch of these housewife hussies is infectious, his lust coming across strongly to the viewer and making the movie red hot.

Housewives Fantasies 5 pushes the boundaries of Britporn further than most other Ben Dover movies I've seen so far. To put it bluntly, it's quite American in style - this time he's playing rough. Plenty of spitting, choking, slamming it in hard and making 'em gag. Fantastic stuff for pervs like me who are into that kind of thing, and have long desired to see the marriage of classic Brit style stuff with action that's that little bit harder and nastier.

On the other hand, I'm used to seeing Mr Dover dripping with adoring, gentle lust over his female conquests - admiring their every inch, oohing and aahing over each body part that they coyly reveal. Watching him bitchslap a "f****g whore c**thole" around and hold her mouth open to spit into was, frankly, quite hilarious. I like it!

The first woman, Vicky, has been in a sex documentary (so she's "as seen on TV" then) and makes no bones about the fact that she's very, very horny, and up for anything. She's got a gobby, dirty mouth on her, long black hair and massive knockers. It's like jumping in a time machine and experiencing Donna Marie in 15 years - especially as Vicky's a right feisty bitch, enjoying the knickers stuffed in her slit, being strangled, and spitting right back at the guys when they spit on her.

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Maximum Perversion 1 from Pumpkin Films, reviewed by Solitaire

This Cathy Barry film is rather badly named - at least in terms of porn. While 'Handcuffs', 'Younger Girl, 'First-time Lesbians' and 'Pool Cue' (the titles of the four scenes here) may be considered perverted in some circles of society, in the adult film industry they're not exactly extreme. Well, except for the pool cue maybe.

Don't let the mis-title put you off though. While this might not give the more twisted among you the pervy kicks you're looking for, for the rest of us it's good straightforward hardcore.

Each scene is loosely themed and the guys get into the swing of this, while the girls have a slightly bemused "can't he just get on with shagging me?" look now and then. Particularly in 'Handcuffs' (which actually features a blindfold and a chain rather than cuffs), Tanya seems a bit dazed and confused by Jay Jay's more-than-half-decent portrayal of a bloke called home by his missus in the middle of the day for some unexpected kinky nookie.

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Toe Treats from Asphyxiation, reviewed by Solitaire

I've reviewed a couple of supposed foot-fetish films before and not been impressed - they seemed to be just cashing in on a fetish, without much more going on than the camera lingering for an extra few seconds over the feet. But Toe Treats is different - this is a proper foot-lover's film, with performers who clearly know and love what they're doing. If you're not a foot fan however, don't be put off - watching performers really into what they're doing is the hottest porn you can get.

The film is one long scene, with Leah Caprice and Antonia Dean joined later by Pascal (who else? - this guy has the girls' toes in his mouth in 'straight' adult movies, he's a proper foot worshipper). The feet are the focus - the shagging doesn't start till over an hour into it. At the start we see Leah and Antonia arriving in a hotel room after a long hard day. The girls chat to each other about feet, reflexology and other casual topics in a totally natural way. Antonia's foot finds her way into Leah's crotch as she giving a foot massage and things start to hot up.

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