Hello again! Well, things have got decidedly kinky at Strictly Broadband HQ this week, as Solitaire returned to the office with tales of a new fetish site she'd been working for, you can read all about her adventures in balloon fetishism in this weeks newsletter, and make sure you do as it's a fun and fascinating insight into an unusual sexual preference (plus the pics of Solitaire playing with balloons are rather hot!)

Clearly keen to explore more 'weird fetishes', Solitaire has reviewed two of the films from the Weird Fuckin' Sex series this week and you can see her take on these unusual films below. To finish things off one of our dedicated porno reviewers has spent some time with Ionie Luvcoxxx's latest release, set at the Venus show in Berlin. Depraved stuff indeed!

Diary Of A Stripper - Weird Fetishes

Certain fetishes seem pretty normal to me now after five years of stripping. Kinks for feet, stockings, uniforms, and mild S&M don’t register as anything unusual. Sometimes I am still surprised, such as when I’m wearing my diamond butt plug and guys say they want to take it out with their teeth. Actually that one shouldn’t surprise me any more as it’s a fairly common reaction to seeing it (I wouldn’t ever let anyone do this - it needs quite a firm tug then pops out with quite some force, and the resulting dental bill, or even worse the metal plug in your stomach on the x-ray in the hospital, may prove difficult to explain). But generally things are quite predictable. It can be the same with fetish and ‘weird sex’ films, as with the two I reviewed this week, Sexual Oddities No. 1 and Circus of Sin. It's refreshing to see something different to standard porn, but there’s not much we've not heard of before (although to give Circus of Sin credit, a girl with three clits was a new viewing experience for me).

So I did a bit of a double-take when I saw the email in my inbox inviting me to model for a new balloon fetish website, LoonLust.com. This was something I’d never heard of before. Was it a joke? I checked out the temporary web page, which as well as modelling information and rates contained links to articles and other sites about the balloon fetish. The photographer - who himself has the fetish - stated clearly that he wanted models to understand what they were doing and why.

That convinced me the advert was for real. I clicked on the links and learnt that the balloon fetish usually starts in childhood, when balloons are associated with an exciting event. The excitement combined with the fear of the pop can turn into a sexual fetish. There’s also the look, feel and smell of balloons, plus, more disturbingly, the fact that the balloon is being inflated with air which has come from within the girl (I couldn’t find any sites with men blowing the balloons up).

I love working with people who have a genuine passion for what they are doing, so several emails and phone calls later I was on a train to Cambridgeshire for my first balloon shoot.

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What we're watching...

Weird Fuckin' Sex 16: Circus Of SinWeird Fuckin' Sex 16: Circus Of Sin from Gentlemen's Video, reviewed by Solitaire

This is a bizarre film much better than the box cover would suggest. It is made up of several different clips and full scenes from porn films shot before mid-1995, some looking as old as 1970s. The most striking thing about it is the women's orgasms, which look totally authentic - in the noisy, sweaty, twisted-up-faces way of the real deal. These girls look like they're in front of the camera because they are horny bitches who wanted to get properly screwed.

The best scene features a stunning slender redhead, who shows off her nipple, belly button and clit piercings to the camera. She then shows how she's double-jointed and coyly agrees with the cameraman that would come in handy during sex. Her initially shy but increasingly bold flirtations, in her sweet breathy voice, plus not knowing when the scene is going to stop (some of the footage on here is just clips), make this can't-switch-off viewing. The camera lingers unhurriedly all over her body.


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I Only Love... Fucking BerlinI Only Love... Fucking Berlin from Private, reviewed by James

First the bad news: our sexy hostess for this film, Ionie does not actually shag on the screen. Which, given that we get to see her cracking body in a variety of outfits, is a damn shame because she is cute. The things I would do to that girl, I cannot begin to tell you – well actually I could but this isn’t about the perverted things I would like to do to porn stars. That’s an upcoming article. This is about the film, and here’s the good news, clearly realising that one stand-in simply will not do Ionie brings a whole bevvie of beauties to screw on screen for your viewing pleasure. Ace.

The film opens with us arriving at Venus, Berlin's biggest sex show which appears to be populated solely by people with pixels instead of faces. Odd. Ionie and Natalia, a hard-bodied blonde, wander round in tiny black outfits recruiting these pixelated punters to come watch a public fuck-show. If you can’t be arsed to watch that skip forward to 5min.45sec – there we go. Natalia and Dougie get down to in on a leather couch whilst being watched and filmed. Well, Nat gets down to it; Doug mainly just sits there. Hell, you don’t interrupt a professional at work.


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Weird Fuckin' Sex 9: Sexual Oddities #1Weird Fuckin' Sex 9: Sexual Oddities #1 from Gentlemen's Video, reviewed by Solitaire

A motley crue of physical misfits form the cast of Sexual Oddities No. 1 - Fat ladies, midgets, 18 inch dicks, football-sized breast implants, and a very polite-sounding English gent come together in assorted ways for two hours of sometimes car-crash-style viewing.

The first scene features the fattest girl I've ever seen in adult. She has arms like sides of beef and roll upon roll of flab. Along with the cellulite are types of fat I've never seen before and can't begin to name. We're talking morbidly obese... As to the question of how she reaches round to wipe her arse, one camera shot suggests she doesn't bother. But her face is pretty, and her feet surprisingly small and delicate-looking. Her (normal-build) stud risks being crushed as she climbs on top but she bounce away with apparent ease, a mountain of wobbling flesh.

Another porky girl is in the third scene, though this time she's not quite so extremely obese. While still very fat, she carries her weight well, her skin glowing and rolling over itself in a sensual way.


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