![]() 26 Jun 2008 - Issue #158 |
Solitaire is one of our most popular writers - probably because she's also drop-dead gorgeous, and a stripper as well! Here's the latest in her Diary of a Stripper series. This week's movie reviews are a little bit different - Cuckold looks at the men who get off on their wife's unfaithful behaviour... and we have an educational title from Vivid on how to give the perfect blow job - guys, get your other halves to watch this one! Cathy xxx |
Diary Of A Stripper: "I Want To See You Sweat"
Ah, summertime appears to be here at last. It feels like forever since I was heading to work in the sunshine. I love it – the sun seems to make everyone more horny and relaxed – us dancers included. Hot weather does necessitate some alterations in a stripper’s kit and working methods though. Parts of the job become somewhat more hazardous, costume bags need repacking, makeup needs re-thinking. Who’d have thought a rise in the mercury could cause such complications? Let me explain. Most strip pubs lack air-conditioning, so just as we often shiver in winter in under-heated venues, in summer we sweat. Thanks to this, poles become too slippery to risk that upside-down holding-on-with-one-ankle move; and if any of the girls on the shift have spent the afternoon sunbathing in the park then come straight to work, forget any pole moves at all (suntan oil plus sweat plus shiny silver pole equals zero grip, speedy descent, bruised arse). Costumes with full backs and long arms become uncomfortable and trickier to remove as fabric doesn’t slip easily next to damp skin. Anything PVC is out, unless you’re taking it off again quickly. Long boots become pretty unbearable. The full stockings-and-gloves burlesque combo ditto, and feather boas and sweat do not make a good pairing. Lipstick and foundation slips off more easily. And you’ll notice those of us with long hair wearing it tied up more. This may seem a strange topic to be covering in this column, as sweat is not a sexy thing to be thinking about for many people. Then again, really great sex tends to be sweaty, and I love it when performers in porn films drip with sweat as you can tell they’re properly going at it long and hard, without the director shouting ‘cut’ too often. Click here to read more... |
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